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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1F497D">I got it figured out.<br>
<br>
There were two things wrong, and they may have something to do with the fact Debian 9 was untested.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1F497D"><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoListParagraph" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo5"><![if !supportLists]><span style="color:#1F497D"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">1)<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman"">
</span></span></span><![endif]><span style="color:#1F497D">My preferences file had a different path set to dropoffs, (/opt/zendto/files ) and obviously zendto doesn’t create that folder just by itself just because I said it should be there. This was easily
solved by creating the right folder and awarding the rights.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoListParagraph" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo5"><![if !supportLists]><span style="color:#1F497D"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">2)<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman"">
</span></span></span><![endif]><span style="color:#1F497D">ClamAV was enabled but not properly configured separately. This may have to do something with Debian 9, as I ordered it to be turned on during the install phase. After running the ClamAV config all
was working. I had to tweak the AV settings a little to not take 100% cpu when scanning for a file though, as it would slow down experience for other users. Adding a 2<sup>nd</sup> core to the VM and trimming that a little worked out perfect.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1F497D"><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1F497D"><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1F497D">Sincerely,<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#1F497D"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#1F497D">Maarten</span></b><span style="color:#1F497D"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1F497D"><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color:windowtext">From:</span></b><span style="color:windowtext"> Jules [mailto:Jules@Zend.To]
<br>
<b>Sent:</b> Wednesday, September 20, 2017 1:48 AM<br>
<b>To:</b> ZendTo Users <zendto@Zend.To>; Maarten Andriessen <mandriessen@uei.com><br>
<b>Subject:</b> Re: [ZendTo] problem with upload<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:12.0pt">Maarten,<span style="font-size:12.0pt"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">On 20/09/2017 01:06, Maarten Andriessen wrote:<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I recently re-installed ZendTo from scratch, and am encountering an issue. I installed a brand new Linux Debian install (v 9.1),<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif">I don't think I've tested install.sh on 9 yet, the latest was 8 when I last got near it.<br>
<br>
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">and ran the Install.php script which successfully completed. I then copied our old preferences.php and zendto.conf and added new entries I saw in the new config file to re-build the site as I want it<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif">The tools "upgrade_preferences_php" and "upgrade_zendto_conf" in /opt/zendto/bin are a more reliable way of doing that.<br>
Just run either of them without any command-line args, and they'll show you a usage example.<br>
<br>
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">(with company logo, company words, etc). The server has 4 GB of RAM and 500 GB disk space. (Virtual machine on a VMWare cluster), it has a proper SSL certificate and the site is secured properly on https. The speed with which the server
is connected to the internet is a 1 Gbps fibreoptic line.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Steps:<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoListParagraph" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo2"><![if !supportLists]><span style="mso-list:Ignore">1)<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman"">
</span></span><![endif]>I log on to the site using AD Credentials. (this works fine).<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoListParagraph" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo2"><![if !supportLists]><span style="mso-list:Ignore">2)<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman"">
</span></span><![endif]>I click Drop Off<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoListParagraph" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo2"><![if !supportLists]><span style="mso-list:Ignore">3)<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman"">
</span></span><![endif]>I do not have a “request code” (or need one) so I type in my organization and click Next.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoListParagraph" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo2"><![if !supportLists]><span style="mso-list:Ignore">4)<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman"">
</span></span><![endif]>I click on the green + in the To: field, and add a gmail account to test.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoListParagraph" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo2"><![if !supportLists]><span style="mso-list:Ignore">5)<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman"">
</span></span><![endif]>I choose a file. In my case an executable print driver file to test, of around 42 MB.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoListParagraph" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo2"><![if !supportLists]><span style="mso-list:Ignore">6)<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman"">
</span></span><![endif]>I click “Drop Off files”.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoListParagraph" style="margin-bottom:12.0pt;text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo2">
<![if !supportLists]><span style="mso-list:Ignore">7)<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman"">
</span></span><![endif]>Progress bar fills up to 100%, and subsequently I get presented with a screen that does have the Home/Inbox/Outbox/Logout tabs, but is otherwise white/blank.<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif">In preferences.php, turn on the SMTP debugging (there's a flag I called something like SMTPdebug, you'll find it. Set it to true).<br>
Then at the end of an upload, at the top of the results page it should show you all the SMTP traffic it does to send the email, presuming you are using the new SMTP settings in preferences.php (at which point it won't use or need any underlying sendmail/Postfix
config).<br>
<br>
That may tell you something useful.<br>
<br>
Let us know how you get on.<br>
<br>
Cheers,<br>
Jules.<br>
<br>
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Chrome Debugger gives me the following information:<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="background:#FFF0F0"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Consolas;color:#222222">Refused to set unsafe header "Connection"</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I have checked our firewall logs, and using our internal/external source IP’s for the zendto server, nothing was blocked. All traffic to/from the server was allowed and passed through. (site works otherwise both internally and externally)<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Things I have tried: <o:p></o:p></p>
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</span></span><![endif]>Change progress bar setting from “TRUE” to “FALSE”.<o:p></o:p></p>
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</span></span><![endif]>Disabled CLAMAV scanner<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Any clue as to what might be wrong?<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Sincerely,<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Maarten<o:p></o:p></p>
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